Uathltc's Grab Bag Q&A: They call him Sir Sleeps-a-Lot

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If you could have any super power, what would it be and why?
Telekinesis: I like to rearrange a lot and it would be helpful to move things with my mind. It would save my back a lot of pain.

If you were one of the seven dwarfs, which one would you be and why? Which would your friends say you were?
I would be Grumpy because he gets to be mean and people still find it cute. My friends, however would say that I am Sleepy. They call me Sir Sleeps-a-Lot.

What is best about being gay in America?
America is like the Comfort Inn for gays. It doesn't have all the amenities you want, but the accommodations are pretty comfortable.

What's the worst thing about being gay in America?
The worst thing about being gay in America is the fact that sometimes it is just hard to live, love, and laugh in a country where you don't always feel supported or safe.

Name one thing you simply couldn't live without:
My eyeglasses. I would hate to go through life blind.

If you could travel in time, would you go forward or back and why?
I would go back, I know it was worse for gays, but I have always considered myself a hippie living in the wrong decade.

If you could choose different parents, would you?
Oh god, yes!

Which would you rather be and why -- unbelievably attractive and poor, or hideously ugly and rich?
Hideously ugly (although I am not completely sure I am not already) and rich. I am one of those people that could probably be okay with not being attractive. That stuff is for the birds. I would only want to be attractive if I still had my personality, and to be honest, as an attractive person I would probably have an 'I'm beautiful' attitude.

If you could go back in time and "choose" to be straight, would you and why?
No, aside from being easier to fit in, I like liking guys. Grr, baby.

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